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Crown the King of Keisters!

Tune in November 2nd to learn who wins!

I will announce the initial King of Keisters at the BATTLE OF THE BUTTS release party. It’s a free virtual launch celebration on Tuesday, November 2nd at 7:00pm ET/6:00pm CT. Click here to register!

Cover for BATTLE OF THE BUTTS

Battle of the Butts

Did you know manatees swim using farts? Or that herrings communicate by passing gas?

Butts are used for breathing, eating, swimming, talking, and even killing in the animal kingdom. Focusing on ten different animals and their derrières, and offering fun facts about their origin, habitat, and “posterior power,” this hilarious book captures the wonder of our ecosystem. Which animal has the coolest butt power? That’s up to you to decide!

Pre-order here:

Pre-Order Bonuses

I’m partnering with Itinerant Literate Books for a pre-order campaign. If you order BATTLE OF THE BUTTS from them, it will be signed by me AND it will be delivered with BATTLE OF THE BUTTS swag. There will be BUTTS stickers and a DVD of my first short film Saying Goodbye.

Click here to order.

Add to cart and then Checkout.

On the order summary form, there is a place that says “Add an order note.” Press the + button.

In the space that says “Enter your note here” add any personalization instructions. Is there a specific message you want me to include? Specify it here. Who do you want me to sign it to? Your kids? Your grandkids? Your neighbor or family friend? A classroom teacher or librarian? Add their names here, so I can make sure to spell everything correctly when I’m signing.

If you just want a signed copy without any specific personalization, you can leave this field blank.

If you pre-order from anywhere else:

I will mail you BUTTS stickers and a signed bookplate, which you can stick in the front of your book, so it’s almost like it’s signed. Click here and fill out the form, so I know where to send them

Thank you for your support! ❤️ ❤️ ❤️