Tweet Tales Tuesday Week 59

15 Minute Tweet TalesAs evidence of how rare the words are this week, six of the seven are being flagged as  misspelled by my spellcheck. So even the computer's dictionary is confuzzled by them. Makes writing the 15 Minute Tweet Tales a challenging adventure, right? Here are my efforts for the week:

2/20 - After seeing the severe breaks to the distal ends of both femurs, the coroner called the supernatural police and lied to the human cops.
2/21 - He claims his love is eternal. She says her name tattooed on his butt isn't apodictic proof, especially with the lipstick on his collar.
2/22 - He was honored to be an oecist to the green and blue planet. Though the two-legged game was feistier than they had been told. And chewier.
2/23 - Jan's docity makes her an ideal candidate, but the lessons must be vague so she doesn't deduce what he's teaching until it's too late.
2/24 - While researching plutology, Sue discovered a plot to control the US economy - not by one of the superpowers, but unassuming Wyoming.
2/25 - Justin thought it was hilarious to give his brother a boomerang without warning him of its remeant properties. The jury did not agree.
2/26 - Jack and Bobby's dimication over Roxie's hand shamed their family. She didn't care who won - either way she'd become American royalty.
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?