Tweet Tales Tuesday Week 31 + WriteOnCon

WriteOnConMy guess is that most people who visit my blog already know about WriteOnCon starting today, but just in case, consider yourself officially reminded about the awesome virtual writing conference that kicked off this morning at 6am. It lasts two days, is bursting with helpful information, and the best part is you can attend in your pajamas with your frizzy hair unbrushed (or maybe that’s just me).  Click here for the full schedule. 

And if that weren’t enough unbridled awesomeness for one blog post, here are my 15 Minute Tweet Tales for the past week: 
8/8 - After his wife Sue died, he hired a maid to do her uxorial chores. Sadly for her, her thorough cleaning skills uncovered Sue's body.
8/9 - Jimmy hit the ball, then became chapfallen as it sailed over the fence. He'd finally hit a home run just weeks after his dad died.
8/10 - It took an hour to clean the flour from the kitchen, but her son's rationale for baking cookies for her was so sweet she didn't mind.
8/11 – The food? Awful. The conversation? Awkward. But the nadir of the 1st date? When she puked on him. Upshot? Great story 4 wedding toast.

15 Minute Tweet Tales8/12 – Every item her late husband had ever touched held special meaning for Ester. Her schwarmerei landed her on an episode of Hoarders.

8/13 - The fugleman of the effort to stop the lunch bandit suggests adding ex-lax. I nod, knowing to avoid chocolate desserts my next theft.
8/14 – When Tina caught the punk who’d cut off her dog’s tail, his pleas for mercy triggered her clement nature – she only cut off 3 fingers.
Are you participating in WriteOnCon?  Play along with #15tt and write tweet tales for the above words.  If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them.  Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales?