Merry Christmas + Tweet Tales Tuesday Week 50

Even though today is Christmas, it’s still a Tuesday, so it’s time to post the 15 Minute Tweet Tales for the past week: 

12/19 – His uncanny skill with languages earned him a spot on the 1st manned trip to Mars, but screams were the only discourse Martians needed.
12/20 – Her views on breastfeeding are disputatious, but her son deserves a healthy start – even tho he can now reach her boobs without a chair.
12/21 – Bob chases his spam with cheap beer and wife sneers: “Why can’t you be a bon vivant?” “Who has time for wine when I’m drowning in whine?”
12/22 – Her mom’s apathy toward Christmas made Sue overcompensate with her kids. She worked extra to pay for electricity, but it was worth it.
12/23 – Ty’s evergreen faith in Santa after his friends stopped believing was cute at first, but now the mall Santa snickers at the 25 year old.
12/24 – He thought an extravagant Christmas would be a propitious welcome for his new wife’s kids. They resented him trying to buy their love.
12/25 – Rip open their presents with gust. Barbie for her; basketball for him. Realizing Santa had too much eggnog, they switch with a laugh.
#15 Minute Tweet Tales Christmas
I’m sure people are too busy spending time with family and friends, eating delicious food, and opening presents to bother reading blog posts today, but just in case you stop by, I want to wish you and yours a very merry and happy holiday season!!
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?