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Tweet Tales Tuesday Week 98
December 3, 2013
15 Minute Tweet TalesSeriously, people, how is it already December? I know we just had Thanksgiving (hope yours was fantastic!), so the logical sequence of events is that it’s now the last month of the year, but I swear it seems like I was just celebrating the 4th of July. And this beautiful 70+ degree weather sure isn’t helping me wrap my brain around the fact that Christmas is only a few weeks away (not that I’m complaining – I hate the cold!). 
 
With the year winding down, that also means I’m nearing the end of my Rare Words book, so I’ll have to look for a new source of funky words for next year’s tweet tales. Maybe Santa will bring me something fun!
 
And now here are my 15 Minute Tweet Tales for the past week:
 
11/27 – His wife helped adonize him as a drag queen for the Halloween party – a bit too successfully since his brother unwittingly hit on him.
 
11/28 – She frowns at the snake-like thing on table. Husband says, "Dear, conger is the turkey of the sea." Marrying Poseidon ruined the holidays.
 
11/29 – It started with hairy toes and stuffed bras, but the bewraying of sisterly secrets escalated until both their marriages were ruined.
 
11/30 – He greets new people via charientism. If they glare at him, they're astute enough to be worthy friends, but the hard part's convincing them.
 
12/1 – His eristic attitude made him a great lawyer. No qualms about rapists back on the streets until a client's latest victim appears with a gun.
 
12/2 – The symbols etched on the cruse boost the power of the blood inside: a beauty secret she both relished and rued learning from her mom.
 
12/3 – I walk in a bar and their glares show I'd interrupted a serious indaba, but it's the wooden stakes on the table that make me slink away.
 
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?
15 Minute Tweet TalesSeriously, people, how is it already December? I know we just had Thanksgiving (hope yours was fantastic!), so the logical sequence of events is that it’s now the last month of the year, but I swear it seems like I was just celebrating the 4th of July. And this beautiful 70+ degree weather sure isn’t helping me wrap my brain around the fact that Christmas is only a few weeks away (not that I’m complaining – I hate the cold!). 
 
With the year winding down, that also means I’m nearing the end of my Rare Words book, so I’ll have to look for a new source of funky words for next year’s tweet tales. Maybe Santa will bring me something fun!
 
And now here are my 15 Minute Tweet Tales for the past week:
 
11/27 – His wife helped adonize him as a drag queen for the Halloween party – a bit too successfully since his brother unwittingly hit on him.
 
11/28 – She frowns at the snake-like thing on table. Husband says, "Dear, conger is the turkey of the sea." Marrying Poseidon ruined the holidays.
 
11/29 – It started with hairy toes and stuffed bras, but the bewraying of sisterly secrets escalated until both their marriages were ruined.
 
11/30 – He greets new people via charientism. If they glare at him, they're astute enough to be worthy friends, but the hard part's convincing them.
 
12/1 – His eristic attitude made him a great lawyer. No qualms about rapists back on the streets until a client's latest victim appears with a gun.
 
12/2 – The symbols etched on the cruse boost the power of the blood inside: a beauty secret she both relished and rued learning from her mom.
 
12/3 – I walk in a bar and their glares show I'd interrupted a serious indaba, but it's the wooden stakes on the table that make me slink away.
 
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?

Jocelyn Rish

Jocelyn Rish is a writer and filmmaker who never imagined her cheeky sense of humor would lead to a book about animal butts. When she's not researching fanny facts, she tutors kids to help them discover the magic of reading. Jocelyn has won numerous awards for her short stories, screenplays, short films, and novels and lives in South Carolina with her booty-ful dogs.