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Tweet Tales Tuesday Week 97
November 26, 2013

15 Minute Tweet TalesI hope everyone has a very Happy Thanksgiving! Wishing you safe travels as you gather with family and friends and delicious food to fill your bellies!

Here are some 15 Minute Tweet Tales to entertain you while the turkey is cooking:

11/20 – Her friends aren't quite a claque, but their admiration is bought with popularity points – that's why Ty's scorn is like catnip to her.

11/21 – His clothes are expensive, but the way he licks his saurian lips creeps her out. She picks another guy at the bar. Should've stayed put.

11/22 – Their first date. An expensive restaurant to impress her. So nervous he farts. She responds with lalochezia. He proposes on the spot.

11/23 – The corpse's rictus made the CSI techs uneasy: the expression blended pleasure and pain in such a way no one wanted to know how he died.

11/24 – Wants to surprise husband at work wearing nothing but trench coat. Cyprian stares on subway make her realize: should've called a cab.

11/25 – Perfects a renable speech, but when envelope's opened, another name's called. Rushes stage yelling: Hell, no! Most memorable speech ever.

11/26 – The stomatic print on the wineglass was not her shade of lipstick, but she pretended not to notice because she didn't want to be alone.

Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?

15 Minute Tweet TalesI hope everyone has a very Happy Thanksgiving! Wishing you safe travels as you gather with family and friends and delicious food to fill your bellies!

Here are some 15 Minute Tweet Tales to entertain you while the turkey is cooking:

11/20 – Her friends aren't quite a claque, but their admiration is bought with popularity points – that's why Ty's scorn is like catnip to her.

11/21 – His clothes are expensive, but the way he licks his saurian lips creeps her out. She picks another guy at the bar. Should've stayed put.

11/22 – Their first date. An expensive restaurant to impress her. So nervous he farts. She responds with lalochezia. He proposes on the spot.

11/23 – The corpse's rictus made the CSI techs uneasy: the expression blended pleasure and pain in such a way no one wanted to know how he died.

11/24 – Wants to surprise husband at work wearing nothing but trench coat. Cyprian stares on subway make her realize: should've called a cab.

11/25 – Perfects a renable speech, but when envelope's opened, another name's called. Rushes stage yelling: Hell, no! Most memorable speech ever.

11/26 – The stomatic print on the wineglass was not her shade of lipstick, but she pretended not to notice because she didn't want to be alone.

Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?

Jocelyn Rish

Jocelyn Rish is a writer and filmmaker who never imagined her cheeky sense of humor would lead to a book about animal butts. When she's not researching fanny facts, she tutors kids to help them discover the magic of reading. Jocelyn has won numerous awards for her short stories, screenplays, short films, and novels and lives in South Carolina with her booty-ful dogs.