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Tweet Tales Tuesday Week 95
November 12, 2013
15 Minute Tweet TalesIt’s been crazy this last week with YALLFest and a writing retreat. I’ll post about my inspiring and productive past five days later this week, but for now I’m pretty proud of myself for actually getting my 15 Minute Tweet Tales posted before I collapse into bed.
 
11/6 – He shoves the baby into her arms. Not sure what to do, she jounces it on her hip to try to keep it quiet while he buries its mother.
 
11/7 – After a few nights of rustling in his attic, he concludes he has an inquiline squirrel. He's shocked to find the neighbor's kid hiding.
 
11/8 – She surfs eHarmony to improve stochastic chances of finding soulmate, never noticing guy next to her reading her favorite obscure novel.
 
11/9 – Her intelligence was so vast it was incommensurable with normal IQ measurements, but instead of curing cancer, she played video games.
 
11/10 – She furbishes the mirror again and again, but it reflects the ugly truth: tho a pretty girl, she'd been cruel when she could've been kind.
 
11/11 – Everyone is dumbfounded by his involute speech about why he shouldn't have to pay bus fare, then they start slipping out the back door.
 
11/12 – Her tiffany clothes make her look soft and weak – a purposeful wardrobe choice for lulling her coworkers and then stealing their ideas.
 
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?
15 Minute Tweet TalesIt’s been crazy this last week with YALLFest and a writing retreat. I’ll post about my inspiring and productive past five days later this week, but for now I’m pretty proud of myself for actually getting my 15 Minute Tweet Tales posted before I collapse into bed.
 
11/6 – He shoves the baby into her arms. Not sure what to do, she jounces it on her hip to try to keep it quiet while he buries its mother.
 
11/7 – After a few nights of rustling in his attic, he concludes he has an inquiline squirrel. He's shocked to find the neighbor's kid hiding.
 
11/8 – She surfs eHarmony to improve stochastic chances of finding soulmate, never noticing guy next to her reading her favorite obscure novel.
 
11/9 – Her intelligence was so vast it was incommensurable with normal IQ measurements, but instead of curing cancer, she played video games.
 
11/10 – She furbishes the mirror again and again, but it reflects the ugly truth: tho a pretty girl, she'd been cruel when she could've been kind.
 
11/11 – Everyone is dumbfounded by his involute speech about why he shouldn't have to pay bus fare, then they start slipping out the back door.
 
11/12 – Her tiffany clothes make her look soft and weak – a purposeful wardrobe choice for lulling her coworkers and then stealing their ideas.
 
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?

Jocelyn Rish

Jocelyn Rish is a writer and filmmaker who never imagined her cheeky sense of humor would lead to a book about animal butts. When she's not researching fanny facts, she tutors kids to help them discover the magic of reading. Jocelyn has won numerous awards for her short stories, screenplays, short films, and novels and lives in South Carolina with her booty-ful dogs.