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Tweet Tales Tuesday Week 72
June 4, 2013

15 Minute Tweet TalesApparently I was obsessed with children who didn't want to go to bed this week. The similar theme on 5/30 and 5/31 was actually an accident, but once I noticed the pattern, I decided to go for the trifecta on 6/1. Enjoy the 15 Minute Tweet Tales for the week:

5/29 – "How dare you stay out late with your stocious pals?" "Mom, it's only 9:30 and we drank soda." He didn't mention the strippers they hired.

5/30 – Sally crashes the party to sing, but her mom hustles her off to bed. So for her next captation, she toddles in wearing only a diaper.

5/31 – Her petrous heart is not budged even after being bribed with hugs. Bed time is in 5 minutes. Mommy's ready to watch her favorite show.

6/1 – Rather than throw a tantrum, Suzy sweetly asks to hear another story. The Fabian tactic gains her 30 extra minutes before lights out.

6/2 – "How is it?" "Delicious!" he chokes out past the suberous mess in his mouth. He'll never make it as a vegetarian, but he'll try for her.

6/3 – 'Subjects are edacious today,' I scribble in my notes, then push 3 more felons into the lab with the zombies. Screw the cure, this was fun!

6/4 – As the guillotine blade drops, the queen knows her lies about being unfaithful were worth it to keep her fastuous son off the throne.

Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?

15 Minute Tweet TalesApparently I was obsessed with children who didn't want to go to bed this week. The similar theme on 5/30 and 5/31 was actually an accident, but once I noticed the pattern, I decided to go for the trifecta on 6/1. Enjoy the 15 Minute Tweet Tales for the week:

5/29 – "How dare you stay out late with your stocious pals?" "Mom, it's only 9:30 and we drank soda." He didn't mention the strippers they hired.

5/30 – Sally crashes the party to sing, but her mom hustles her off to bed. So for her next captation, she toddles in wearing only a diaper.

5/31 – Her petrous heart is not budged even after being bribed with hugs. Bed time is in 5 minutes. Mommy's ready to watch her favorite show.

6/1 – Rather than throw a tantrum, Suzy sweetly asks to hear another story. The Fabian tactic gains her 30 extra minutes before lights out.

6/2 – "How is it?" "Delicious!" he chokes out past the suberous mess in his mouth. He'll never make it as a vegetarian, but he'll try for her.

6/3 – 'Subjects are edacious today,' I scribble in my notes, then push 3 more felons into the lab with the zombies. Screw the cure, this was fun!

6/4 – As the guillotine blade drops, the queen knows her lies about being unfaithful were worth it to keep her fastuous son off the throne.

Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?

Jocelyn Rish

Jocelyn Rish is a writer and filmmaker who never imagined her cheeky sense of humor would lead to a book about animal butts. When she's not researching fanny facts, she tutors kids to help them discover the magic of reading. Jocelyn has won numerous awards for her short stories, screenplays, short films, and novels and lives in South Carolina with her booty-ful dogs.