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Tweet Tales Tuesday Week 70
May 21, 2013

15 Minute Tweet TalesLike last week, we had another repeat word this week. On 5/18, according to the lineup in the Rare Words book, the #15tt word should have been apposite, but we already had that one almost a year ago. I guess when companies are picking unusual words for their products, there are only so many to go around. Here are my 15 Minute Tweet Tales for the week:

5/15 – The vet's assuasive voice works wonders on pets. Too bad it doesn't have the same effect on women. He had to soundproof the basement.
 
5/16 – Because of her lack of procerity, Sue ignored the cabinets' top shelves. She had no idea a creature had moved in primed to give birth.
 
5/17 – Cuddles hated his owner, but misoneism kept him from running away. Sweaters were bad enough – a new owner might make him wear pants!
 
5/18 – Her brothers' captious questions to her boyfriends always unearthed some annoying trait, so she eloped with this one. Deadly mistake.
 
5/19 – When Bill died, the nimiety of people saying, "he's in a better place," made her skin crawl. He deserved to burn for what he'd done.
 
5/20 – Rex experiences eudemonia. A chip found under the couch. And that's the 24th time he's felt it today. Dogs are much wiser than humans.
 
5/21 – The snail's wife-husband shrieks, "Quit nagging! You're the one who forgot to put the seat down, not me." Monoecious marriage is tough.
 
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?

15 Minute Tweet TalesLike last week, we had another repeat word this week. On 5/18, according to the lineup in the Rare Words book, the #15tt word should have been apposite, but we already had that one almost a year ago. I guess when companies are picking unusual words for their products, there are only so many to go around. Here are my 15 Minute Tweet Tales for the week:

5/15 – The vet's assuasive voice works wonders on pets. Too bad it doesn't have the same effect on women. He had to soundproof the basement.
 
5/16 – Because of her lack of procerity, Sue ignored the cabinets' top shelves. She had no idea a creature had moved in primed to give birth.
 
5/17 – Cuddles hated his owner, but misoneism kept him from running away. Sweaters were bad enough – a new owner might make him wear pants!
 
5/18 – Her brothers' captious questions to her boyfriends always unearthed some annoying trait, so she eloped with this one. Deadly mistake.
 
5/19 – When Bill died, the nimiety of people saying, "he's in a better place," made her skin crawl. He deserved to burn for what he'd done.
 
5/20 – Rex experiences eudemonia. A chip found under the couch. And that's the 24th time he's felt it today. Dogs are much wiser than humans.
 
5/21 – The snail's wife-husband shrieks, "Quit nagging! You're the one who forgot to put the seat down, not me." Monoecious marriage is tough.
 
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?

Jocelyn Rish

Jocelyn Rish is a writer and filmmaker who never imagined her cheeky sense of humor would lead to a book about animal butts. When she's not researching fanny facts, she tutors kids to help them discover the magic of reading. Jocelyn has won numerous awards for her short stories, screenplays, short films, and novels and lives in South Carolina with her booty-ful dogs.