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Tweet Tales Tuesday Week 57
February 12, 2013

15 Minute Tweet TalesThe words from the Rare Words book have been so rare that it is a nice surprise when I actually know several of them like I did this week. Here are my 15 Minute Tweet Tales for the past week:

2/6 – The cultist breaks into a shelter for a black cat for his blood ceremony, but a pit bull escapes his cage and attacks. Theodicy indeed.
 
2/7 – Sue coaxes the kitten from the tree. “I’ll give you a loving home,” she coos, oblivious to the ochlesis of the cat horde in her house.
 
2/8 – He refuses to heed his wife’s advice because of his sciolism about grilling. He ends up in the hospital with salmonella and no eyebrows.
 
2/9 – Her enate belly was due to a tumor, not pregnancy, but she threw herself a baby shower the day before surgery. Black humor kept her sane.
 
2/10 – After sampling women of all shapes and temperaments, his heuristic approach to dating led him to accept that he actually wanted a man.
 
2/11 – Angry, he pushes her. She grabs the tapestry to stop her fall and rips off the selvage. It starts to unravel, just like their marriage.
 
2/12 – “Wow, you body is sui generis.” “You calling me fat?” Her drink dripping down his face shows it’s not a place for flaunting vocabulary.
 
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week’s tweet tales or #15tt words?
 
 

15 Minute Tweet TalesThe words from the Rare Words book have been so rare that it is a nice surprise when I actually know several of them like I did this week. Here are my 15 Minute Tweet Tales for the past week:

2/6 – The cultist breaks into a shelter for a black cat for his blood ceremony, but a pit bull escapes his cage and attacks. Theodicy indeed.
 
2/7 – Sue coaxes the kitten from the tree. “I’ll give you a loving home,” she coos, oblivious to the ochlesis of the cat horde in her house.
 
2/8 – He refuses to heed his wife’s advice because of his sciolism about grilling. He ends up in the hospital with salmonella and no eyebrows.
 
2/9 – Her enate belly was due to a tumor, not pregnancy, but she threw herself a baby shower the day before surgery. Black humor kept her sane.
 
2/10 – After sampling women of all shapes and temperaments, his heuristic approach to dating led him to accept that he actually wanted a man.
 
2/11 – Angry, he pushes her. She grabs the tapestry to stop her fall and rips off the selvage. It starts to unravel, just like their marriage.
 
2/12 – “Wow, you body is sui generis.” “You calling me fat?” Her drink dripping down his face shows it’s not a place for flaunting vocabulary.
 
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week’s tweet tales or #15tt words?
 
 

Jocelyn Rish

Jocelyn Rish is a writer and filmmaker who never imagined her cheeky sense of humor would lead to a book about animal butts. When she's not researching fanny facts, she tutors kids to help them discover the magic of reading. Jocelyn has won numerous awards for her short stories, screenplays, short films, and novels and lives in South Carolina with her booty-ful dogs.