Tweet Tales Tuesday Week 187
August 26, 2015
15 Minute Tweet TalesI’ve got some longer posts coming up over the next week or so, so I’m keeping this one short and sweet and getting straight to my 15 Minute Tweet Tales
 
8/19 – Mom declares the twins pari passu; but since one has her husband's blue eyes and the other her lover's green eyes, that's not really true.
 
8/20 – "Raus!" she shouts so loud it scares the cat from the room, but it's directed at the chin hair that keeps slipping from her tweezers.
 
8/21 – Beauty is sine qua non to be chosen by prince, so she's proud to be selected. Locked in dungeon, she finally wonders, “Chosen for what?”
 
8/22 – He says he volunteers for tour after tour due to amor patriae, but she hears him talk in his sleep and knows it's the thrill of the kill.
 
8/23 – Every theory he had was contra mundum, so he was scorned by the scientific community. As the world burns, they wish they'd listened.
 
8/24 – The salesclerk convinced me the tight, leather dress is hot. She's right – after dancing five minutes, I feel like meat cooked sous vide.
 
8/25 – Slips on silk robe, pours champagne, lounges in sun. Dolce far niente is life for her. Front door opens. Panic. Lady of house home early.
 
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?
15 Minute Tweet TalesI’ve got some longer posts coming up over the next week or so, so I’m keeping this one short and sweet and getting straight to my 15 Minute Tweet Tales
 
8/19 – Mom declares the twins pari passu; but since one has her husband's blue eyes and the other her lover's green eyes, that's not really true.
 
8/20 – "Raus!" she shouts so loud it scares the cat from the room, but it's directed at the chin hair that keeps slipping from her tweezers.
 
8/21 – Beauty is sine qua non to be chosen by prince, so she's proud to be selected. Locked in dungeon, she finally wonders, “Chosen for what?”
 
8/22 – He says he volunteers for tour after tour due to amor patriae, but she hears him talk in his sleep and knows it's the thrill of the kill.
 
8/23 – Every theory he had was contra mundum, so he was scorned by the scientific community. As the world burns, they wish they'd listened.
 
8/24 – The salesclerk convinced me the tight, leather dress is hot. She's right – after dancing five minutes, I feel like meat cooked sous vide.
 
8/25 – Slips on silk robe, pours champagne, lounges in sun. Dolce far niente is life for her. Front door opens. Panic. Lady of house home early.
 
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?

Jocelyn Rish

Jocelyn Rish is a writer and filmmaker who never imagined her cheeky sense of humor would lead to a book about animal butts. When she's not researching fanny facts, she tutors kids to help them discover the magic of reading. Jocelyn has won numerous awards for her short stories, screenplays, short films, and novels and lives in South Carolina with her booty-ful dogs.