Tweet Tales Tuesday Week 185
August 11, 2015
15 Minute Tweet TalesKeeping it short and sweet today, so here are my 15 Minute Tweet Tales for the past week:
 
8/5 – When he found her pied-à-terre, he assumed she was cheating and left. She was actually setting up a private space for the fool to write.
 
8/6 – The smile crept across her face with the same menace the flames snaked across the floor toward her husband. "Requiescat in pace, jerk!"
 
8/7 – A thrill runs through him reading her note asking to meet sub rosa. Turns out she wants to know if his best friend has a date to prom.
 
8/8 – The teacher was au fait of her students' plan to cheat, so she confiscated their shoes. Luckily, Sue wrote the answers on her bare feet.
 
8/9 – "Basta, Timmy! You know it's not pronounced grassy-ass. Keep it up, and I'll turn your ass into grass." Sucks when your mom's the teacher.
 
8/10 – Her cri de coeur as he walked away haunted him for years, but he was never meant to be a dad, and it was better she learned that early.
 
8/11 – Jon tossed nuts into his mouth,and she thought, 'Deo volente, he'll choke on one today.' But God didn't oblige, and Jon beat her before bed.
 
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?
15 Minute Tweet TalesKeeping it short and sweet today, so here are my 15 Minute Tweet Tales for the past week:
 
8/5 – When he found her pied-à-terre, he assumed she was cheating and left. She was actually setting up a private space for the fool to write.
 
8/6 – The smile crept across her face with the same menace the flames snaked across the floor toward her husband. "Requiescat in pace, jerk!"
 
8/7 – A thrill runs through him reading her note asking to meet sub rosa. Turns out she wants to know if his best friend has a date to prom.
 
8/8 – The teacher was au fait of her students' plan to cheat, so she confiscated their shoes. Luckily, Sue wrote the answers on her bare feet.
 
8/9 – "Basta, Timmy! You know it's not pronounced grassy-ass. Keep it up, and I'll turn your ass into grass." Sucks when your mom's the teacher.
 
8/10 – Her cri de coeur as he walked away haunted him for years, but he was never meant to be a dad, and it was better she learned that early.
 
8/11 – Jon tossed nuts into his mouth,and she thought, 'Deo volente, he'll choke on one today.' But God didn't oblige, and Jon beat her before bed.
 
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?

Jocelyn Rish

Jocelyn Rish is a writer and filmmaker who never imagined her cheeky sense of humor would lead to a book about animal butts. When she's not researching fanny facts, she tutors kids to help them discover the magic of reading. Jocelyn has won numerous awards for her short stories, screenplays, short films, and novels and lives in South Carolina with her booty-ful dogs.