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Tweet Tales Tuesday Week 159
February 10, 2015
15 Minute Tweet TalesWell that’s weird. I just reread my tweet tales for the past week, and I have two that revolve around wedgies. I’m not sure why I have wedgies on the brain. Maybe this is a sign I should write a story for middle grade boys?? Who knows! Anyway, I hope you enjoy this week’s 15 Minute Tweet Tales:
 
2/4 – He got down on bended knee but was such a klutz he fell off pier. She jumped in to save him. Ring at bottom of the sea. She still said yes.
 
2/5 – Tim enjoyed being in The Sound of Music. Until he tried on his lederhosen. It basically gave the bully a handle to assist with wedgies.
 
2/6 – A guy bumps her, and she orders date to go mano a mano to defend her honor. The guy's muscles indicate the sex isn't hot enough for that. 
 
2/7 – If she'd known screen name was really a nom de guerre in war against stupidity, she'd have picked one more intimidating than ILoveCats31.
 
2/8 – He'd searched far and wide to fill his house with objets trouvés. But his kids lacked artistic vision and called Hoarders to help him.
 
2/9 – She laughs when told how much she'll make per annum then cries when told what she has to do. But tired of being hungry, she says yes.   
 
2/10 – Tim worked out quid pro quo with Butch: he gave him lunch money, Butch didn't give him a wedgie. Worth going hungry to safeguard crotch.
 
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?
15 Minute Tweet TalesWell that’s weird. I just reread my tweet tales for the past week, and I have two that revolve around wedgies. I’m not sure why I have wedgies on the brain. Maybe this is a sign I should write a story for middle grade boys?? Who knows! Anyway, I hope you enjoy this week’s 15 Minute Tweet Tales:
 
2/4 – He got down on bended knee but was such a klutz he fell off pier. She jumped in to save him. Ring at bottom of the sea. She still said yes.
 
2/5 – Tim enjoyed being in The Sound of Music. Until he tried on his lederhosen. It basically gave the bully a handle to assist with wedgies.
 
2/6 – A guy bumps her, and she orders date to go mano a mano to defend her honor. The guy's muscles indicate the sex isn't hot enough for that. 
 
2/7 – If she'd known screen name was really a nom de guerre in war against stupidity, she'd have picked one more intimidating than ILoveCats31.
 
2/8 – He'd searched far and wide to fill his house with objets trouvés. But his kids lacked artistic vision and called Hoarders to help him.
 
2/9 – She laughs when told how much she'll make per annum then cries when told what she has to do. But tired of being hungry, she says yes.   
 
2/10 – Tim worked out quid pro quo with Butch: he gave him lunch money, Butch didn't give him a wedgie. Worth going hungry to safeguard crotch.
 
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?

Jocelyn Rish

Jocelyn Rish is a writer and filmmaker who never imagined her cheeky sense of humor would lead to a book about animal butts. When she's not researching fanny facts, she tutors kids to help them discover the magic of reading. Jocelyn has won numerous awards for her short stories, screenplays, short films, and novels and lives in South Carolina with her booty-ful dogs.