Tweet Tales Tuesday Week 158
February 3, 2015
Did y’all watch the Super Bowl? I did, but only for the commercials, and I have to say, I was pretty disappointed this year. They mostly ranged from blah to depressing, but there were a few that made me chuckle. I think my favorite was the one with God’s phone battery dying. 
 

Of course many of the commercials had dogs (because they're adorable), but the really weird trend was that I saw at least three with dogs walking on their hind legs (including this one). The other two were done in this weird CGI way that I’m sure is going to pop up in my nightmares at some point. 
 
And now for my 15 Minute Tweet Tales:
 
1/28 – She searches closet for outfit that displays the most décolletage. The spell requires vampire blood, so she must be irresistible bait.
 
1/29 – The church doors open and guests stand en masse, but it's bride's father asking if anyone remembered to pick her up from beauty parlor.
 
1/30 – Who committed bigger faux pas: Kate for using wrong fork or Sue for snidely pointing it out? Sue is unpleasantly surprised by answer.
 
1/31 – He says gesundheit 15 seconds before I sneeze. Twin ESP is cool, but it's going to make it harder to trick him out of our inheritance.
 
15 Minute Tweet Tales2/1 – The designer rules haute couture, so laughs all the way to the bank while creating increasingly absurd designs to sell to vapid rich folks.
 
2/2 – They decide his guilt in absentia,but when his parents go upstairs to deliver punishment, he presents artwork proving sister drew on walls.
 
2/3 – Her friends nicknamed her Eeyore, so when they learn she writes under a pen name, they're shocked her novels bubble with jeu d'esprit.
 
What was your favorite Super Bowl commercial? Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?
Did y’all watch the Super Bowl? I did, but only for the commercials, and I have to say, I was pretty disappointed this year. They mostly ranged from blah to depressing, but there were a few that made me chuckle. I think my favorite was the one with God’s phone battery dying. 
 

Of course many of the commercials had dogs (because they're adorable), but the really weird trend was that I saw at least three with dogs walking on their hind legs (including this one). The other two were done in this weird CGI way that I’m sure is going to pop up in my nightmares at some point. 
 
And now for my 15 Minute Tweet Tales:
 
1/28 – She searches closet for outfit that displays the most décolletage. The spell requires vampire blood, so she must be irresistible bait.
 
1/29 – The church doors open and guests stand en masse, but it's bride's father asking if anyone remembered to pick her up from beauty parlor.
 
1/30 – Who committed bigger faux pas: Kate for using wrong fork or Sue for snidely pointing it out? Sue is unpleasantly surprised by answer.
 
1/31 – He says gesundheit 15 seconds before I sneeze. Twin ESP is cool, but it's going to make it harder to trick him out of our inheritance.
 
15 Minute Tweet Tales2/1 – The designer rules haute couture, so laughs all the way to the bank while creating increasingly absurd designs to sell to vapid rich folks.
 
2/2 – They decide his guilt in absentia,but when his parents go upstairs to deliver punishment, he presents artwork proving sister drew on walls.
 
2/3 – Her friends nicknamed her Eeyore, so when they learn she writes under a pen name, they're shocked her novels bubble with jeu d'esprit.
 
What was your favorite Super Bowl commercial? Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?

Jocelyn Rish

Jocelyn Rish is a writer and filmmaker who never imagined her cheeky sense of humor would lead to a book about animal butts. When she's not researching fanny facts, she tutors kids to help them discover the magic of reading. Jocelyn has won numerous awards for her short stories, screenplays, short films, and novels and lives in South Carolina with her booty-ful dogs.