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Tweet Tales Tuesday Week 139
September 23, 2014
15 Minute Tweet TalesThis past weekend was the SCBWI-Carolinas conference, and it was AMAZING! I’m going to try to get myself organized enough to post about it later in the week, but in the meantime, here are my 15 Minute Tweet Tales from the past week:
 
9/17 – He decides to ski the couloir instead of official trail. Then breaks leg. True horror starts when ski patrol guy isn't what he claims.
 
9/18 – Their volatile love triangle ended sadly for Tim when Ivy and Liz grew tired of his waffling and realized they liked each other better.
 
9/19 – Granny complained of yet another stomachache and grabbed her tincture, but we knew she was actually a teetotaler who enjoyed a nice buzz.
 
9/20 – He's so handsome but looks like the type who'd rebuff her attempts at flirting, so she grabs her duct tape and syringe and waits for him.
 
9/21 – He read about a guy's cyst actually being a spider nidus. Stops sleeping. Starts seeing spiders everywhere. Now screams in a padded cell.
 
9/22 – Enraged linguistic professor gives polyglot rant. His confused students must cooperate to understand source of his ire. Lesson learned.
 
9/23 – Forsooth, it is scandalous to bare one's ankles, but Mary is desperate to attract a husband, so she sews her hems two inches higher.
 
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?
15 Minute Tweet TalesThis past weekend was the SCBWI-Carolinas conference, and it was AMAZING! I’m going to try to get myself organized enough to post about it later in the week, but in the meantime, here are my 15 Minute Tweet Tales from the past week:
 
9/17 – He decides to ski the couloir instead of official trail. Then breaks leg. True horror starts when ski patrol guy isn't what he claims.
 
9/18 – Their volatile love triangle ended sadly for Tim when Ivy and Liz grew tired of his waffling and realized they liked each other better.
 
9/19 – Granny complained of yet another stomachache and grabbed her tincture, but we knew she was actually a teetotaler who enjoyed a nice buzz.
 
9/20 – He's so handsome but looks like the type who'd rebuff her attempts at flirting, so she grabs her duct tape and syringe and waits for him.
 
9/21 – He read about a guy's cyst actually being a spider nidus. Stops sleeping. Starts seeing spiders everywhere. Now screams in a padded cell.
 
9/22 – Enraged linguistic professor gives polyglot rant. His confused students must cooperate to understand source of his ire. Lesson learned.
 
9/23 – Forsooth, it is scandalous to bare one's ankles, but Mary is desperate to attract a husband, so she sews her hems two inches higher.
 
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?

Jocelyn Rish

Jocelyn Rish is a writer and filmmaker who never imagined her cheeky sense of humor would lead to a book about animal butts. When she's not researching fanny facts, she tutors kids to help them discover the magic of reading. Jocelyn has won numerous awards for her short stories, screenplays, short films, and novels and lives in South Carolina with her booty-ful dogs.