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Tweet Tales Tuesday Week 127
July 1, 2014
15 Minute Tweet TalesNot only did I almost forget today was Tuesday and therefore time for my 15 Minute Tweet Tales postings, I’m also having a really tough time reconciling that today is July 1st. Really? How can that be possible? I swear we were decorating the Christmas tree just last week. Anyway, here are my tales for the past week, so you can read them rather than dwell on the fact that half a year has flown by in the blink of an eye. 
 
6/25 – We frolic in the wildflowers, but when the warning sirens sound, we scramble for the bunker, not knowing when we'll see the sun again.
 
6/26 – He felt the latest Xbox was desideratum. Mom felt the house needed painting and grass had to be cut all summer. They struck a bargain.
 
6/27 – After farding Hollywood stars every day she's learned two things: 1) They'd be unattractive without her. 2) Their souls are even uglier.
 
6/28 – She sobs at 100s of Amazon reviews drubbing her book. Discovers accounts are fakes made by ex. A writer's revenge is painfully creative.
 
6/29 – She thought the fish she bought was fungible with her son's dead pet. But Tim started crying when he saw Mr. Gold was now dark orange.
 
6/30 – Her coworker's grandiose wooing makes her wary. He seems sweet, but his overzealousness makes her fear ending up chained in a basement.
 
7/1 – Cop on bridge tries to talk her down. Then he whispers nocuous words. Pretends to be horrified when she jumps but relishes the power.
 
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?
15 Minute Tweet TalesNot only did I almost forget today was Tuesday and therefore time for my 15 Minute Tweet Tales postings, I’m also having a really tough time reconciling that today is July 1st. Really? How can that be possible? I swear we were decorating the Christmas tree just last week. Anyway, here are my tales for the past week, so you can read them rather than dwell on the fact that half a year has flown by in the blink of an eye. 
 
6/25 – We frolic in the wildflowers, but when the warning sirens sound, we scramble for the bunker, not knowing when we'll see the sun again.
 
6/26 – He felt the latest Xbox was desideratum. Mom felt the house needed painting and grass had to be cut all summer. They struck a bargain.
 
6/27 – After farding Hollywood stars every day she's learned two things: 1) They'd be unattractive without her. 2) Their souls are even uglier.
 
6/28 – She sobs at 100s of Amazon reviews drubbing her book. Discovers accounts are fakes made by ex. A writer's revenge is painfully creative.
 
6/29 – She thought the fish she bought was fungible with her son's dead pet. But Tim started crying when he saw Mr. Gold was now dark orange.
 
6/30 – Her coworker's grandiose wooing makes her wary. He seems sweet, but his overzealousness makes her fear ending up chained in a basement.
 
7/1 – Cop on bridge tries to talk her down. Then he whispers nocuous words. Pretends to be horrified when she jumps but relishes the power.
 
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?

Jocelyn Rish

Jocelyn Rish is a writer and filmmaker who never imagined her cheeky sense of humor would lead to a book about animal butts. When she's not researching fanny facts, she tutors kids to help them discover the magic of reading. Jocelyn has won numerous awards for her short stories, screenplays, short films, and novels and lives in South Carolina with her booty-ful dogs.