Tweet Tales Tuesday Week 123
June 3, 2014
15 Minute Tweet TalesI’m all wrapped up in trying to finish my short screenplay before a contest deadline, so I almost forgot today is Tuesday. So here they are – my 15 Minute Tweet Tales for the week:
 
5/28 – When she sees the tabloid cover with her kids at school, she sprints to nearest person with paparazzi accoutrements and smashes his camera.
 
5/29 – She probably thinks her vacuous head tilt is adorable, but it makes him want to smack her. His dad really dumped his mom for this bimbo?
 
5/30 – She says she eschews trendy clothes cause the companies destroy the environment;truthfully her mom works two jobs just to put food on table.
 
5/31 – His outbursts are furious but fugacious, so she convinces herself his temper isn't that bad. A trip to the ER helps her see the truth.
 
6/1 – "What a space cadet!" snarks cashier about lady who left her wallet, as he stands there with his zipper down and toilet paper on his shoe.
 
6/2 – Suzy spent days training Rex to leave the chickens alone, but at first sign of recidivism, Dad took him out back. Suzy cried at the gunshot.
 
6/3 – Kicking each other while trying to sleep in the back of the station wagon, it was hard to remember the halcyon days before Dad lost his job.
 
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?
15 Minute Tweet TalesI’m all wrapped up in trying to finish my short screenplay before a contest deadline, so I almost forgot today is Tuesday. So here they are – my 15 Minute Tweet Tales for the week:
 
5/28 – When she sees the tabloid cover with her kids at school, she sprints to nearest person with paparazzi accoutrements and smashes his camera.
 
5/29 – She probably thinks her vacuous head tilt is adorable, but it makes him want to smack her. His dad really dumped his mom for this bimbo?
 
5/30 – She says she eschews trendy clothes cause the companies destroy the environment;truthfully her mom works two jobs just to put food on table.
 
5/31 – His outbursts are furious but fugacious, so she convinces herself his temper isn't that bad. A trip to the ER helps her see the truth.
 
6/1 – "What a space cadet!" snarks cashier about lady who left her wallet, as he stands there with his zipper down and toilet paper on his shoe.
 
6/2 – Suzy spent days training Rex to leave the chickens alone, but at first sign of recidivism, Dad took him out back. Suzy cried at the gunshot.
 
6/3 – Kicking each other while trying to sleep in the back of the station wagon, it was hard to remember the halcyon days before Dad lost his job.
 
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?

Jocelyn Rish

Jocelyn Rish is a writer and filmmaker who never imagined her cheeky sense of humor would lead to a book about animal butts. When she's not researching fanny facts, she tutors kids to help them discover the magic of reading. Jocelyn has won numerous awards for her short stories, screenplays, short films, and novels and lives in South Carolina with her booty-ful dogs.