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Tweet Tales Tuesday Week 110
February 26, 2014
15 Minute Tweet TalesI spent the entire day on the road coming home from a fabulous writers retreat (more info to come), so I’m squeaking in a short and sweet posting of my 15 Minute Tweet Tales just under the wire before it officially turns into Wednesday. 
 
2/19 – His extemporaneous speech conveys shock at winning Best Actor, but he'd actually bribed the accountant to put his name in the envelope.
 
2/20 – She needs a break to make some demulcent tea. Afterwards, she unlocks the closet to continue yelling at her kids for painting the dog.
 
2/21 – The copious rejections don’t dim her spirit: she knows her 7 book (1000 pages each) vampire series based on her life will be a bestseller.
 
2/22 – In front of family and friends, instead of saying "I do" she abjures him – their entire relationship revenge for what he did in high school.
 
2/23 – The kids dreaded the exegesis Dad gave at every dinner since he read boring books. Poor Timmy even once fell asleep in his potatoes.
 
2/24 – The two cats are Dog’s henchmen in quest for tasty bacon, but when Human walks in, they vanish, leaving Dog with greasy-snout evidence.
 
2/25 – At the conclave, members discuss removing their leader and then vote to do it. The last piece of business is deciding who’ll kill him.
 
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?
15 Minute Tweet TalesI spent the entire day on the road coming home from a fabulous writers retreat (more info to come), so I’m squeaking in a short and sweet posting of my 15 Minute Tweet Tales just under the wire before it officially turns into Wednesday. 
 
2/19 – His extemporaneous speech conveys shock at winning Best Actor, but he'd actually bribed the accountant to put his name in the envelope.
 
2/20 – She needs a break to make some demulcent tea. Afterwards, she unlocks the closet to continue yelling at her kids for painting the dog.
 
2/21 – The copious rejections don’t dim her spirit: she knows her 7 book (1000 pages each) vampire series based on her life will be a bestseller.
 
2/22 – In front of family and friends, instead of saying "I do" she abjures him – their entire relationship revenge for what he did in high school.
 
2/23 – The kids dreaded the exegesis Dad gave at every dinner since he read boring books. Poor Timmy even once fell asleep in his potatoes.
 
2/24 – The two cats are Dog’s henchmen in quest for tasty bacon, but when Human walks in, they vanish, leaving Dog with greasy-snout evidence.
 
2/25 – At the conclave, members discuss removing their leader and then vote to do it. The last piece of business is deciding who’ll kill him.
 
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?

Jocelyn Rish

Jocelyn Rish is a writer and filmmaker who never imagined her cheeky sense of humor would lead to a book about animal butts. When she's not researching fanny facts, she tutors kids to help them discover the magic of reading. Jocelyn has won numerous awards for her short stories, screenplays, short films, and novels and lives in South Carolina with her booty-ful dogs.