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Tweet Tales Tuesday Week 100
December 17, 2013
15 Minute Tweet TalesWhoo hoo – it’s Week 100 of writing tweet tales! I can’t believe I’ve been doing it for almost two years now. That means I’ve written 700 tweets tales! Now if I could just figure out a way to get paid for each one, I’d be rich! 
 
We’re now in the countdown to the end of the year with holiday celebrations happening all over the place. I hope everyone is taking time to enjoy the season and not feeling too stressed. And if you need a quick fiction break while you’re waiting in line somewhere, here are my 15 Minute Tweet Tales for the week:
 
12/11 – His classmates went to strip clubs or casinos to research their hamartiology essays, but his perfect spot was Walmart on Black Friday.
 
12/12 – She took pride in her amyous body (it helped her look skinny) until she slipped on a cliff and didn't have the strength to pull herself up.
 
12/13 – To make a rabato for the History dept party, she cut up a lamp she inherited from Nana, not knowing the antique would pay for her PhD.
 
12/14 – He roves the crowd with colubrine ease. Most of his prey wisely avoids eye contact until he spots the one too drunk to sense the danger.
 
12/15 – Settlers from another galaxy claim most his planet, turning him into a revanchist, but it's hard to plan when the aliens are psychic.
 
12/16 – He buys pricy art to convince them of his virtu, but as they marvel, he feels like a naked emperor: it looks like paint dribbles to him.
 
12/17 – As his moms explains why she's punishing him for being mean to his baby sister, he uses the tried-n-true elench: "But she started it!"
 
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?
15 Minute Tweet TalesWhoo hoo – it’s Week 100 of writing tweet tales! I can’t believe I’ve been doing it for almost two years now. That means I’ve written 700 tweets tales! Now if I could just figure out a way to get paid for each one, I’d be rich! 
 
We’re now in the countdown to the end of the year with holiday celebrations happening all over the place. I hope everyone is taking time to enjoy the season and not feeling too stressed. And if you need a quick fiction break while you’re waiting in line somewhere, here are my 15 Minute Tweet Tales for the week:
 
12/11 – His classmates went to strip clubs or casinos to research their hamartiology essays, but his perfect spot was Walmart on Black Friday.
 
12/12 – She took pride in her amyous body (it helped her look skinny) until she slipped on a cliff and didn't have the strength to pull herself up.
 
12/13 – To make a rabato for the History dept party, she cut up a lamp she inherited from Nana, not knowing the antique would pay for her PhD.
 
12/14 – He roves the crowd with colubrine ease. Most of his prey wisely avoids eye contact until he spots the one too drunk to sense the danger.
 
12/15 – Settlers from another galaxy claim most his planet, turning him into a revanchist, but it's hard to plan when the aliens are psychic.
 
12/16 – He buys pricy art to convince them of his virtu, but as they marvel, he feels like a naked emperor: it looks like paint dribbles to him.
 
12/17 – As his moms explains why she's punishing him for being mean to his baby sister, he uses the tried-n-true elench: "But she started it!"
 
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?

Jocelyn Rish

Jocelyn Rish is a writer and filmmaker who never imagined her cheeky sense of humor would lead to a book about animal butts. When she's not researching fanny facts, she tutors kids to help them discover the magic of reading. Jocelyn has won numerous awards for her short stories, screenplays, short films, and novels and lives in South Carolina with her booty-ful dogs.