Even though today is Christmas, it’s still a Tuesday, so it’s time to post the 15 Minute Tweet Tales for the past week:
12/19 – His uncanny skill with languages earned him a spot on the 1st manned trip to Mars, but screams were the only discourse Martians needed.
12/20 – Her views on breastfeeding are disputatious, but her son deserves a healthy start – even tho he can now reach her boobs without a chair.
12/21 – Bob chases his spam with cheap beer and wife sneers: “Why can’t you be a bon vivant?” “Who has time for wine when I’m drowning in whine?”
12/22 – Her mom’s apathy toward Christmas made Sue overcompensate with her kids. She worked extra to pay for electricity, but it was worth it.
12/23 – Ty’s evergreen faith in Santa after his friends stopped believing was cute at first, but now the mall Santa snickers at the 25 year old.
12/24 – He thought an extravagant Christmas would be a propitious welcome for his new wife’s kids. They resented him trying to buy their love.
12/25 – Rip open their presents with gust. Barbie for her; basketball for him. Realizing Santa had too much eggnog, they switch with a laugh.
I’m sure people are too busy spending time with family and friends, eating delicious food, and opening presents to bother reading blog posts today, but just in case you stop by, I want to wish you and yours a very merry and happy holiday season!!
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?
Even though today is Christmas, it’s still a Tuesday, so it’s time to post the 15 Minute Tweet Tales for the past week:
12/19 – His uncanny skill with languages earned him a spot on the 1st manned trip to Mars, but screams were the only discourse Martians needed.
12/20 – Her views on breastfeeding are disputatious, but her son deserves a healthy start – even tho he can now reach her boobs without a chair.
12/21 – Bob chases his spam with cheap beer and wife sneers: “Why can’t you be a bon vivant?” “Who has time for wine when I’m drowning in whine?”
12/22 – Her mom’s apathy toward Christmas made Sue overcompensate with her kids. She worked extra to pay for electricity, but it was worth it.
12/23 – Ty’s evergreen faith in Santa after his friends stopped believing was cute at first, but now the mall Santa snickers at the 25 year old.
12/24 – He thought an extravagant Christmas would be a propitious welcome for his new wife’s kids. They resented him trying to buy their love.
12/25 – Rip open their presents with gust. Barbie for her; basketball for him. Realizing Santa had too much eggnog, they switch with a laugh.
I’m sure people are too busy spending time with family and friends, eating delicious food, and opening presents to bother reading blog posts today, but just in case you stop by, I want to wish you and yours a very merry and happy holiday season!!
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?
