Tweet Tales Tuesday Week 39

15 Minute Tweet TalesI’ve been having technical difficulties with the admin side of my website, so I’m late posting and will keep this one short and sweet.  Here are the 15 Minute Tweet Tales for the past week:

10/3 - Her sedulous research paid off: when she "ran into" the director at the bar, she'd become his ideal woman. A starring role at last!
 
10/4 - Plaintiff sued fast-food joint for making him fat. Judge rewarded him with death penalty for stupidity. Judge's alarm buzzed. Snooze.
 
10/5 - As the women struts by, he appreciates her embonpoint. She hears him hum "Baby Got Back," turns to see his lusty grin, & smiles back.
 
10/6 - As I hachure my map for the tourists who'd asked for directions, they sigh & leave. Their loss - hope they don't trip on that pothole.
 
10/7 - He always thought she had sexy thighs, so after she tried to leave him, he froze her crural meat as a treat for when he felt lonely.
 
10/8 - Ashamed of what she's seen, eyes wide, she faces the welkin, certain God will save her sight from the sun if he forgives her spying.
 
10/9 - At the prime fishing spot, the palaver turned to frustrating girlfriends. The gardener & CEO never realized they were sharing a woman.
 
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales?

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I only knew the word plaintiff... *sighs*

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The crural sentence sounds gory.

Great tales, as always.

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