Tweet Tales Tuesday Week 202

15 Minute Tweet TalesKeeping it short and sweet this week! Enjoy my latest round of 15 Minute Tweet Tales:
12/2 - When he belts out the chorus, all four red chairs turn, wanting the Meistersinger on their team. Sadly, his face will make it tough to win.
12/3 - "Your body be ne plus ultra!" He thinks Latin sounds classy. "Did you just call me fat?" she shrieks. He should have stuck with "bangin.'"
12/4 – He tells media he's taking the case pro bono publico to protect rights. In fact, he knows it'll finally make him more famous than ex-wife.
12/5 - During the quellenforschung of "Pride & Prejudice," details are so familiar she begins to think she's the reincarnation of Jane Austen.
12/6 - Her custody case is still sub judice, but she can tell ex-husband's money & lies are swaying the judge, so she runs with son to protect him.
12/7 - While studying the aliens' language, she discovers it's the Ursprache of most human languages. They're not invading, they're reclaiming.   
12/8 - She wanders the halls for hours searching for a solution but only finds regulation-spouting apparatchiks. It feels like a horror movie.
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?