Tweet Tales Tuesday Week 188

15 Minute Tweet TalesI’ve been working hard on a secret project, or actually it will really be projects, that I’m super exited about. I just finished the first one, and hopefully there will be many more to come. I think I’ll make the official announcement later this week, but for now it's another short and sweet 15 Minute Tweet Tales post.
8/26 - He's inspired to paint en plein air, but since he uses his naked wife as his canvas, his masterpiece goes to jail for indecent exposure.
8/27 - His dorm's covered with film noir posters, so she hopes she's found THE ONE who gets her darkness. They belong to his roommate. Who's gay.
8/28 - A rabbit screams. She finds Grand Guignol display of her dog's hunting prowess. It'll be a while before she feels comfortable cuddling him.
8/29 - Shelf holding viruses being experimented on in vitro crashes to the ground. Six months later, the few remaining humans huddle in bunkers.
8/30 - Psychic: You'll see a cardinal before death. Every flash of red in sky becomes memento mori. A chandelier falling in church kills her.
8/31 - People say their boss is crazy, but hers is truly non compos mentis. He's nice, so she tries to cover, but he keeps forgetting his pants.
9/1 - He didn't have the charisma to be a true paterfamilias to his clan, so he spiked the drinks with drops of his blood to bind them to him.
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?