Temporarily Tweet Tales Sunday Week 15

15 Minute Tweet TalesHere we are at another week of temporarily displaced 15 Minute Tweet Tales to accommodate the schedule for the Blogging from A to Z Challenge.  Enjoy the mini stories: 

4/16 – The cat limned his plan to take over the world. The dog liked it, but noted without opposable thumbs they couldn’t even open the door.
 
4/17 – A guilty smile ghosts his lips as a sulfurous odor permeates the room, but she’s relieved he feels comfortable enough to let loose. 
 
4/18 – The mosquito bombinating in his ear wakes him; then he realizes it’s a plane flying far 2 low, but not soon enough 2 escape the house.
 
4/19 – Suzy stole her neighbor’s kittel to be a ghost for Halloween. He accused her mom of raising an anti-semite, but she was just a thief. 
 
4/20 – Mrs. Mouse’s domiciliary desires drew her to an abandoned car. 2 bad 4 the thief who later stole it, her kids found brake lines tasty.
 
4/21 – The gap at the air ducts’ juncture helped speed along his inheritance: the insertion of a beehive and an unfortunately “lost” EpiPen.
 
4/22 – She thought her UGGs were the epitome of fashion; her friends snickered behind her back - a cruel joke on someone just out of a coma.
 
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words.  If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them.  Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales?