Tweet Tales Tuesday Week 153
December 30, 2014
15 Minute Tweet TalesGah, I seriously can’t believe the year is almost over, which means only two days left to accomplish everything I wanted to do in 2014. So with less than 48 hours to go, I have to get an agent and a book deal, loose 20 pounds, find my true love, organize all my closets, and sort 25 years worth of photos into meaningful and accessible albums. Piece of cake!
 
I hope y’all have been having a wonderful holiday season! And have fantastic (but safe) New Year’s Eve celebrations!
 
And now for my 15 Minute Tweet Tales:
 
12/24 – She drinks glass after glass of glogg to bolster her courage to talk to Jim. By the time she does, her words are so slurred he just laughs.
 
12/25 – She'd been naughty, so she sent Santa some interesting pictures to coax him into moving her to nice list. Best haul of presents ever!
 
12/26 – The dessert tray debilitates her willpower, but she's already undone her top pants button and her date will surely notice if undoes another.
 
12/27 – The mise-en-scène in the cafe seems like her normal lunch break; then waiters and patrons break into "Marry You" as he drops to one knee.
 
12/28 – She separates the donnybrook and is shocked to see it's her best students. Then secretly pleased to learn fight's about new physics theory.
 
12/29 – She positions mirrors to scrutinize back of her head. Hopes it's an extra-sun-kissed lock. No, a group of gray strands. Time is attacking.
 
12/30 – Principal promulgates that girls can't wear sleeveless shirts, so teacher gives students scissors to shed sleeves to protest sexist rule.
 
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?
15 Minute Tweet TalesGah, I seriously can’t believe the year is almost over, which means only two days left to accomplish everything I wanted to do in 2014. So with less than 48 hours to go, I have to get an agent and a book deal, loose 20 pounds, find my true love, organize all my closets, and sort 25 years worth of photos into meaningful and accessible albums. Piece of cake!
 
I hope y’all have been having a wonderful holiday season! And have fantastic (but safe) New Year’s Eve celebrations!
 
And now for my 15 Minute Tweet Tales:
 
12/24 – She drinks glass after glass of glogg to bolster her courage to talk to Jim. By the time she does, her words are so slurred he just laughs.
 
12/25 – She'd been naughty, so she sent Santa some interesting pictures to coax him into moving her to nice list. Best haul of presents ever!
 
12/26 – The dessert tray debilitates her willpower, but she's already undone her top pants button and her date will surely notice if undoes another.
 
12/27 – The mise-en-scène in the cafe seems like her normal lunch break; then waiters and patrons break into "Marry You" as he drops to one knee.
 
12/28 – She separates the donnybrook and is shocked to see it's her best students. Then secretly pleased to learn fight's about new physics theory.
 
12/29 – She positions mirrors to scrutinize back of her head. Hopes it's an extra-sun-kissed lock. No, a group of gray strands. Time is attacking.
 
12/30 – Principal promulgates that girls can't wear sleeveless shirts, so teacher gives students scissors to shed sleeves to protest sexist rule.
 
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?

Jocelyn Rish

Jocelyn Rish is a writer and filmmaker who never imagined her cheeky sense of humor would lead to a book about animal butts. When she's not researching fanny facts, she tutors kids to help them discover the magic of reading. Jocelyn has won numerous awards for her short stories, screenplays, short films, and novels and lives in South Carolina with her booty-ful dogs.