Tweet Tales Tuesday Week 138

15 Minute Tweet TalesThis weekend is the SCBWI-Carolinas conference in Charlotte, and I’m excited to head up the road on Thursday to energize my mind and spirit with writerly awesomeness. Since Charlotte is about three hours north of me, I checked the weather forecast, and it looks like it’s actually going to be chillier there than here. So now I’m a bit befuddled about what to wear. Do I officially break out the fall wardrobe? Oh, wait a minute, I live in Charleston – we don’t have fall wardrobes because we go from intense summer heat straight to slightly mild winter. We basically skip that whole fall business (but not the pumpkin spice lattes, thank goodness!), so I’ve been staring into my closet with a blank look. 
 
While I try to figure out what pieces of clothing I have that straddle seasons, you can check out my latest 15 Minute Tweet Tales
 
9/10 - Paralyzing stroke. 50 years of marriage, so she can still read the nuance of his face. He doesn't want to live like this; she helps him go.
 
9/11 - She stravaged from school with a grin. Tim kissed her! She didn't care that his friends laughed & paid him $20. She'd felt his Adonis lips.
 
9/12 - She runs in from the rain. Longs to shed her sodden clothes. But brother-in-law's eyes are too attentive, so a towel won't keep them apart.
 
9/13 - Her coworkers' disapprobation of her snack choices made her smile widely at the skinny wenches with brownie still stuck in her teeth.
 
9/14 - Her groans undulate with the rocking of the boat. Her date surprised her with a sailboat ride; she's surprising him with motion sickness.
 
9/15 - She quails at emailing 1st query letter. 4 years later, at movie premiere of her NYT bestseller, she admits to barfing after pressing Send.
 
9/16 - One minute she begs me to scratch her chin, the next she bites me. My cat's mercurial spirit makes me determined to win her adoration.
 
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?

Tweet Tales Tuesday Week 137

15 Minute Tweet TalesI noticed an odd trend in my 15 Minute Tweet Tales this week – four of them are written in first person. Although all my novels are written in first person, I usually write my tweet tales in third person. I’m not exactly sure why because it would actually save precious tweet characters to write them in first person. I guess some of it has to do with not being sure people reading them realize they are tweet tales rather than random comments about my day. And since so many of mine deal with death, torture, and/or love gone wrong, I don’t want people thinking they’re non-fiction resulting in me having an awkward conversation with the police. Anyway, I have no idea why I choose first person for so many this week, but I did think it was an interesting trend. 
 
There are also three tweet tales featuring dogs, but that’s not a new trend considering my adoration of sweet, adorable canines! In fact, here’s a picture my sister sent me just as I was typing this post of her two very happy fur-babies, Kali and Molly. 
Molly and Kali
 
9/3 - She spends every practice enskying her son's skills to other parents. During the first game, he kicks ball into opposing team's net. Twice.
 
9/4 - The dog's ecstatic when I walk inside. Since I only grabbed the paper, it wasn't long enough to miss me. Still makes me happy every time.
 
9/5 - She dominates the airwaves due to her inimitable ability to hold high notes, but her songs make my dog howl in pain. I have to agree.
 
9/6 - His license gainsays his assurance that he's over 21. He slips me a $20. I roll my eyes. He hands me four more. I let him in with a smile.
 
9/7 - He was drawn to her jocose personality. Exactly as she planned. But now that she knew him, she wasn't sure she could pull the trigger.
 
9/8 - Though it's social suicide, with a gallant flourish of his arm, he escorts his grandma into his prom. She'd been too poor to attend hers.
 
9/9 - The dog's lugubrious expression is a ploy to hustle more treats, but we can't help ourselves. We oblige until he's so fat he waddles.
 
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?

Tweet Tales Tuesday Week 136

I hope everyone had a wonderful Labor Day weekend! My extended family gathered at the lake, including my cousin and her young kids, so we got to be silly as an excuse for playing with them, rather than the usual reason of we’re just big ol’ dorks. And my sister’s newish puppy has officially decided she’s a water dog – look at her fly!
Kali flying
 
And now here are my 15 Minute Tweet Tales for the week.
 
8/27 - He repugned her suggestions to dress better. If she loved him, she'd accept him. If he loved her, he'd change clothes more than once a week.
 
8/28 - After days of wandering lost in the woods, she turned to bugs for aliment. Once rescued, she started a restaurant most people avoided.
 
8/29 - She leans in to kiss him & he knows he should pull back. Tim's her ex and his brother, so they need his benison. But he can't help himself.

15 Minute Tweet Tales

8/30 - Her TA's servile behavior boosts her ego and her trust, making it easy for him steal Professor's research to pay off huge student loans.
 
8/31 - She yells when her dog plunders the cat’s litter box. Rex’s malapert yip conveys that her disgust won’t deter his quest for crunchy treats.
 
9/1 - Idea for perfect ending to her book withers aborning due to self-doubt, which snatches another potential from NYT best-seller list.
 
9/2 - The path wends through thick woods until a house built of jewels, chocolate and other impossible things appears. She's arrived at the end.
 
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?

Tweet Tales Tuesday Week 135

Today is National Dog Day! And since my fur-babies are the cheese to my smile, the smile to my day, and the key to my heart, I thought I’d show off a picture of Freya and Chloe. Unfortunately, I do not have the talent nor the patience to capture them both showing off their cutest doggie expressions at the same time, but here are two of my pathetic attempts. 
Freya and Chloe
Freya getting Chloe to play
 
Give your dogs some extra lovin’ today to let them know how much you appreciate the joy they bring to your lives!
 
15 Minute Tweet TalesIt tweet tale news, we had a #15tt word try to show up for the third time today. Sedulous first showed up in Week 39 and then tried to make another appearance in Week 91 when there were already some weird word shenanigans happening. I think it’s funny that a word meaning persistent has shown up every year on the unusual words lists I use. I guess it means it’s one we should remember. And now for my 15 Minute Tweet Tales:
 
8/20 - She assures her son she was trying to help, not be a marplot on his wedding day. Lie. She'd hated his trashy fiancée from the day they met.
 
8/21 - She knows her teacher says dyslogistic things about her writing because he's jealous of her genius. 20 years of rejections prove him right.
 
8/22 - She thought it would be a simple choice, but the insanely ramose decision tree created by 'what ifs' paralyzed her into doing nothing.
 
8/23 - She watches in horrified fascination as dundrearies sprout from his face & his eyes turn red. She doesn't run until fangs appear. Too late.
 
8/24 - An incipient shadow near her bed catches her attention. Each night it grows more distinct until it takes her hand and leads her away.
 
8/25 - The way he belauded her dinner, she knew he actually hated it. She shoved the dishes to the floor and rewarded him with a special dessert.
 
8/26 - Her agonistic response to simple requests was frustrating. But she was only two and didn't want to eat veggies, so she was forgiven. Mostly.
 
Do you have a dog? What kind and what's his/her name? Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?

Tweet Tales Tuesday Week 134

15 Minute Tweet TalesJust got home from a road trip that included visits with both siblings, so my 15 Minute Tweet Tales post today is short and kind of late. Enjoy!
 
8/13 - Hearing about epic drug sharing party, they crash the shindig, only to find senior citizens swapping meds to dance with danger near the end.
 
8/14 - Her dad tended to bloviate, so she’d force a smile and tune him out. After he died, his words echoed, but it was too late to hear them.
 
8/15 - They land on a perfect island. Night brings bloody chaos. They build a palisade. Keeps out creatures but turns paradise into a prison.
 
8/16 - Spends hours creating maquette for new apartments. One night he sees figures living inside. Tiny voices ask him to join them. So he does.
 
8/17 - His loafer sank into a cow patty, and he knew he couldn’t live the georgic life she’d never leave: an impasse that broke both their hearts.
 
8/18 - Tingling in her fingers presages someone’s death, but with no hint of who, it’s more curse than gift. Feelings of uselessness drown her.
 
8/19 - They think the virus is only transmitted via bite but learn clothing’s a fomite when Carl turns zombie after snagging a hat from a corpse.
 
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?

Tweet Tales Tuesday Week 133

15 Minute Tweet TalesI'm hanging out with my sister in Greenville (where we experienced record breaking floods the other night!!!), so just a quick post of my 15 Minute Tweet Tales:
 
8/6 - From the noisome smell, she knows it's broken through the fence. She has time to run, but triggers alarm instead, praying family escapes.
 
8/7 - Her dad's wink was an oriflamme affirming she'd do great: school plays, entering college, wedding day. Even his last day in the hospital.
 
8/8 - “If anyone knows aught about healing, join us hither.” Sadly, the actor’s adherence to Shakespearian speech baffles doctor in audience.
 
8/9 - She only felt like herself while roaming the weald at night. Come daybreak, she had to slip into her human skin and pretend to be normal.
 
8/10 - The hospital director was a scaramouch who got the job due to nepotism, so when the virus appeared, his CYA decisions doomed mankind.
 
8/11 - She became vegan for fiancé, but aroma in diner triggers tergiversation: she pretends to visit bathroom but grabs bacon from kitchen.
 
8/12 - After hapless attempts at flirting, she bought a wonder bra. Her social life also increased in size, but her self confidence shrunk.
 
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?

Tweet Tales Tuesday Week 132

15 Minute Tweet TalesI’m just getting home from my awesome writing retreat, so only a quick post today for my 15 Minute Tweet Tales. I’ll share more about the retreat once I have a chance to unpack!
 
7/30 - Kinetic thrashing of bodies on dance floor makes her stomach swirl. Or maybe it's all the shots. Regardless, she pukes on the hot guy.
 
7/31 – She needs a mot juste for her final speech. The right words will rally them to fight. The wrong will ensure the extinction of humans.
 
8/1 – When his dad came at him with scissors, he thought he'd finally pushed him too far. Instead it was a tonsorial removal of his greasy mop.
 
8/2 - When a man on the bus brandishes a gun, usually meek Molly cerebrates a plan to take him down. It works, but she gets shot. Dies a hero.
 
8/3 - He wants the mettlesome butterfly close to inspire him, so he catches it in a jar. But a caged soul dies. Especially without air holes.
 
8/4 - The hors d'oeuvre tastes foul, so she slips the rest into a jardiniere. A cute guy across the room catches her and winks. She's smitten.
 
8/5 - The new guard is a wiseacre who's having way more fun at the prison than he should. A painful encounter teaches him to shut his mouth.
 
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?

Tweet Tales Tuesday Week 131

15 Minute Tweet TalesAlthough I’m having a hard time believing July has pretty much flown by, I’m also kind of glad because it means it’s time for the writing retreat with my critique group. We’ll be spending the first few days of August talking writing, drinking wine, and possibly even getting some writing done.  I can’t wait! 
 
But for now, here are my 15 Minute Tweet Tales for the past week:
 
7/23 - Ivy buys a bunch of tight tops knowing they will redound the boys' concentration, making it that much easier to secure valedictorian.
 
7/24 - She yawps when I grab the cookie from her & say, "You said u want to shock everyone by returning to school a babe rather than Babe the pig."
 
7/25 - Her florid tales of her summer travels enthrall her friends. Except Tim. He saw her working at McD's. But he decides to keep her secret.
 
7/26 - Basking on the plage, her skin burns. Maybe it's the heat of his gaze. She cracks an eye to check. The bastard's watching some bimbo.
 
7/27 - Her stolen gown hoodwinks the guards into letting her in the castle. Then it's easy to poison the royalty who'd destroyed her family.
 
7/28 - For years her husband vilipends her every action. It's the adoring eyes of a stray dog she feeds that give her the courage to leave.
 
7/29 - He deep-sixes her idea to improve revenue then presents it to the CEO as his own. She retaliates by sending their sex tape to his wife.
 
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?

Tweet Tales Tuesday Week 130

15 Minute Tweet TalesWhoa, I completely lost track that today was Tuesday, so I’m just going to slap these bad boys up on the blog before it officially turns into Wednesday. Enjoy my 15 Minute Tweet Tales for the week:
 
7/16 - A tourbillion blasts through the door and snuffs out the candle. The spell worked. The cops would soon call about her husband's 'accident'.
 
7/17 - Yet again, she forgot phone and went inside to get it. At end of street, a fatal car wreck just happened. Wifty behavior saved her life.
 
7/18 - The haunting notes of a calliope drifted from the decrepit house. I knew I shouldn't go any closer. But the music lured me to my doom.
 
7/19 - Folks say her mom's skin glows. To be like her, Sue eats a jar of fireflies. But that's not how luciferin works, so she only barfs up bugs.
 
7/20 - The old lady visits a slew of doctors about non-existent ailments. They don't mind – they know she's lonely. Plus she has great insurance.
 
7/21 - Friends mock her love of horror movies, but all those hours watching slasher flicks fructify when a psycho enters their dorm with a knife.
 
7/22 - His vanward skills with virtual reality were going to revolutionize computing. Then one day he lost himself inside one of his own games.
 
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?

Tweet Tales Tuesday Week 129

15 Minute Tweet TalesI always love learning these new words or becoming reacquainted with ones I don’t use very often, but every so often one pops up that I just adore. This week that word is foofaraw. It’s so fun to say! And it looks cool written out. The definition is interesting, too, but for me, this one is all about the word itself. I don’t think it will be easy to use it in casual conversation, but I’ll be looking for ways to work it in where I can. And now here are my 15 Minute Tweet Tales for the week:
 
7/9 - Arranging roses from husband, image of him kissing nanny appears in water. Awful way to discover she inherited mom's gift of hydromancy.
 
7/10 - Irritated when Ted joins their field trip group. Then power goes out forever. Now his sciential ability only thing keeping them alive.
 
7/11 - She deponed she saw him kill the man. She hadn't, but in school he bullied her little sister until she killed herself. Justice served.
 
7/12 - She watches her anthophilous son in her colorful garden. Off his meds, he's a happy butterfly. It seems cruel to put an end to such joy.
 
7/13 - Mom adds cheap foofaraw to the dresses thinking it disguises they are 4th time hand-me-downs. Classmates enjoy telling Sue it doesn't.
 
7/14 - He knows better than to get betwixt his wife and mom in an argument, but if she's wrong, he has to intervene. Only: which 'she' is wrong?
 
7/15 - After years of lucubration, he masters Latin and can speak it flawlessly. But since he's not a priest, it doesn't help him find a job.
 
Play along and write tweet tales for the above words. If you’re willing to share, post them on twitter with the hashtag #15tt or add them below in the comments because I’d love to read them. Any thoughts about this week's tweet tales or #15tt words?